It's a matter of principles

I don't encourage stupidity. Thus, despite being asked not to just yet, I do touch the advent calendar. Several times a day, actually. What do they expect when they bring something like that out before December 1?

But I do look forward to Monday, when I will get some help in putting an ornament on the tree. As it is now, the ornaments tend to drop to the floor every time I try and it's exhausting to climb up and down to fetch them. Especially now that I'm running a substantial temperature.