Thursday, April 30, 2009
It's not self-deception. It's just optimistm.
The beauty of being too young for preschool is that when you're really really really tired in the morning, you don't have to get ready and get going.
This applies to me on a regular basis. As a matter of fact, when I have been up and about since 5 am, I take great pleasure in settling down for a 15 minute nap just before 9 am.
(Yes, I agree that the positive sides of not getting to come with Adam in the mornings are somewhat weak. But I do my best to see and cherich them.)
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Breakfast time! Come on, let's eat!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Backseat driver
In Swedish, the pillion implicitly assumes its passengers to be female (for you non-Swedish speakers, the literal translation would be the "chick stool" or something like that). A minor thing compared to other, I agree, but ignorant and backward nonetheless. I guess it's a function of the auto motor industry in Sweden still being very non-equal in terms of gender?
Anyway. I personally prefer the pillion to being in front. Especially at the playground. It enhances the feeling of control and gives a better overview. (And no, Bebba and I didn't coordinate our clothes, but I agree that it looks that way. Couples on motorbikes tend to be dressed in the same cool outfits.)
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Explanation of the temporary prop in the "Trial and Error" post
...the mountain will have to come to Mohammed
Trial and error
No, this is not right. The jacket's too warm and the hat too big, yet not big enough to protect my eyes and cheeks from the sun.
Better. But the hat's still too big and my face still too exposed.
Better still. Getting there.
But really, isn't this hat even bigger?
Ok, good. Here you see an example of weather-appropriate clothing. Finally.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
I scratch your back, you scratch mine
It's a well-known fact that getting on the good side of other kids' parents substantially increases your chances of getting the help you want to enhance the fun of playground-playing.
Take Richard, Maja's dad, for example. Yesterday, I got to ride on his shoulders to and from the Odynca playground. And I got to swing high and for a long time on the crazy low-placed swings. The likelihood that mom or dad would have gone down on their knees for that long is very limited.
Yet, however manipulative this may sound, there is a brilliant psychology in it that means you don't even have to feel guilty about taking advantage. You see, this is all part of a social game, rather than a function of altruism: Other kids' parents get on the good side of your parents by getting on well with you. And vice versa. Your parents get on the good side of other kids' parents by sucking up to their offspring. Now, for as long as this game goes on, all kids gets to swing high and everybody's happy.
(And once the parents know each other well enough not to have impress on each other's kids at the expense of knees and shoulders, you may have grown tired of the swings anyway.)
Friday, April 24, 2009
Party with extra everything
Filip turned three yesterday, which he celebrated with a smashing garden party. We had bbq hot dogs.
Ok, I mainly had buns.
And Adam mainly had ketchup.
The grown-ups (and Lukas, who is virtually grown-up, being six and all) were served fajitas.
The fajita bread wasn't bad either. I found some under the table. I find that my size often can be used to my advantage. Not only does it enable me to get foods that wouldn't necessarily be offered to me otherwise. I can also get any toy that I want from any child, provided that the child is older than, say, two years old. I just crawl up to them and tug it away. Ta Da! The toy's mine! And they know that however badly they want to take the toy back and shove me away, they can't. 'Cos I'm just a baby. An innocent little baby.
And after having sung "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", "Björnen sover", and saluted Filip with "Happy Birthday!", the cake was served. Alas, no one dropped any cake, so I didn't have any.
The most exciting part of the whole party may have been the fish pond, from which we fished goodie bags. I have a sneaky suspicion that it Filip's dad may have had something to do with the fact that the bags bit every time someone threw the hook in. Yet, I couldn't know for sure, and when Adam stood there with the fishing rod, we totally forgot that there may have been anything but fish and goodie bags in that pond.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Nobody understands me. Nobody in the whole wide world.
They talk about "terrible twos", like it were the two-year-olds who were terrible. Even people who pride themselves of rather talking about "development phases" that are good and yadi yadi yadi (yes mom and dad, I'm talking about you) obviously find those "development phases" quite difficult to deal with in practice.
And I just find it so unfair. It's terribly tough being two, if you don't remember. Can you imagine the frustration I feel when people don't understand what I'm telling them? It seems more or less random if they do or don't. Or how annoying it is being told what to do, and more importantly what NOT to do? All. The. Time. Day in and day out. So cut me and my age-mates a slack, will you? We don't necessarily require an analysis. And if you absolutely want to have some collective naming of us, please stick with "terrific twos" (which comes before "thoughtful threes", "fantastic fours" and "fabulous fives").
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
To SMALTA
When you see someone or something that is so cute that you just have to cuddle him/her/it - a little bit too hard... What is that in English? In Swedish it's SMALTA, a word invented by the Wallin family in Hittarp outside Helsingborg. It's a very good word, indeed. Totally covers what Adam does to me every now and again.
The face of someone who's about to SMALTA you is a bit scary. The smile is big but hard, with teeth clenched and chin shooting out. It's not evil. No no no. But nonetheless, it's a good idea to get out of the way if you're a baby, or a kitten, or something adorable like that. It's way nicer to SMALTA than to SMALTAS (get smalted).
Monday, April 20, 2009
Incoherent weather observations
This past weekend, we had milky white skies and drizzling spring rain. It doesn't sound too bad, does it? Milky white. Drizzles. It smelled good too, and helped emphasizing the light green leaves on the trees.
One thing struck me, however: just a few weeks ago, before the temperature started raising (and last fall, definitely last fall), rain, however innocent and light, was definitely not embraced with the indulgent and tender loving that I witnessed this weekend. If the weather was wet, the skies were called grey, regardless of their actual color. (Milky white... Ha! That's definitely a romanticizing spring construction). And regardless of the quantity and texture of the rain, there was never any talk about "drizzles". I recall it being called just "rain" or even "[bad word] rain". (Yeah, I know. Foul language isn't very attactive at all. But you see, I'm a product of my parents. Thus far, if I drop something by mistake or fall down, I will blurt out a "SIT". Just like mom.)
Friday, April 17, 2009
Elegantski
Today at the park: Two elderly ladies walk up to us. Mom gets that air of forced benignity and sternness, which is how she usually looks when she responds: "Thank you for mentioning it!" to all those women who find reasons to disapprove of our clothing (too little, too much, too bright, too dull, too something). This time, there's no reason for clenched teeth, though. The elderly ladies smile sweetly, softly squeeze my cheek and say: "[Polish, Polish, Polish, Polish] ELEGANTSKI [Polish Polish]!" They nod in strong approval to mom, and then walk on.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Linguistic snobbism in its early stages
You may think that kids who grow up bilingual somehow adapt a correct pronounciation of both languages, just like that. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disappoint you.
This is an authentic conversation that I overheard from the back of the stroller today at the zoo (please note that everything, apart from the name of the animal in question, was uttered in Swedish):
Adam: Look, mom! Mankeys!
Florence: It's not mankeys, it's moonkeys!
Adam: No, it'f not, it'f mankeys.
Florence: It's pronounced mOOnkeys. Not mAnkeys.
Adam: Nah-ah, it'f jeally plananced mAnkeys!
Florence: Moonkeys!
Adam: Mankeys!
Florence: MOONKEYS! MOONKEYS! MOONKEYS!
Adam: MANKEYS! MANKEYS! MANKEYS!
Florence and Adam - good friends most of the time.
This is an authentic conversation that I overheard from the back of the stroller today at the zoo (please note that everything, apart from the name of the animal in question, was uttered in Swedish):
Adam: Look, mom! Mankeys!
Florence: It's not mankeys, it's moonkeys!
Adam: No, it'f not, it'f mankeys.
Florence: It's pronounced mOOnkeys. Not mAnkeys.
Adam: Nah-ah, it'f jeally plananced mAnkeys!
Florence: Moonkeys!
Adam: Mankeys!
Florence: MOONKEYS! MOONKEYS! MOONKEYS!
Adam: MANKEYS! MANKEYS! MANKEYS!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Warsaw style eating
It's not easy being born into a family where everybody shares an experience, but not you. I'm telling you, if I have to hear another word about Manila's excellent and oh-so-child-friendly brunches, I'm gonna... argh!!! Anyway, on Sunday I got to try a Warsaw version of upmarket brunching. Not bad. For one, it motivated yet another wear of the party dress. And for another, the starched linnen table cloth made a fantastic wipe for my post dining hands. You see, I wouldn't ever be so rude as to touch Lisa's face with baby puré on my fingers.
The fact that the concept differed from what Adam and the parents were used to in the Philippines (for example, all courses were served at the table), saved me (and Bosse and Signe and Lisa and Maja and Maggan and Richard) from having to partake of yet another teadious comparison with Makati Shangri-La's performance.
Signe and Adam kind of participated in making the pasta dish, which was served after the huge antipasti appertizer and the soup that followed upon that, but before the Easter roast (lamb, suckling pig and duck) and the desert(s).
The pasta was prepared in a huge hollowed-out parmesan cheese. Pretty cool. (I guess - in my world most things are pretty cool and few things are more surprising than others.)
Us kids sort of liked the whole thing. For the first two and a half hours. After that we all got a bit impatient, and that's despite the fact that they let us start early with the desserts. The others managed to some extent to channel their restlessness into creativity, and Maja fell asleep. But me, I let everybody know that over three hours in a restaurant, that's just not acceptable. Not for families with kids. And really, that's regardless of the quality of the wiping cloths, sorry, table cloths. There is no exception to the rule that two and a half is the limit.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The importance of weighing equally heavy
When driving home from the knights, mom was not keen to stop and pause more often or longer than necessary (and dad, who the night before had befriended some of the other castle-dwellers in a traditional Polish manner, was not fit to have an opinion in the matter). The reason turned out to be the arrival of Signe, Bo and Lisa, less than an hour after our return home.
What a pleasant surprise!
Previously, I've had a distinct feeling that Signe has seen me as a clumpsy and somewhat/totally annoying baby and maybe not so much as a friend (despite my good efforts to always always always be in her face). But this time was different. We had a great time together!
I have to admit that this time it was I who tried to pull that Baby,-you're-cute-but-get-out-of-my-way!-Here!-A-push-will-help-you! thing. Not on Signe, but on Bosse. But after a short while I realized that playing together was more rewarding. Bosse may be little, but he knows to appreciate the things us big kids like, like the scary-looking stone dog, and I can totally see how he will turn into a valuable playmate within short.
And get this: I didn't even get (very) jealous about Signe focusing on Antonia, which she did. A lot.
Possibly because I know 1. that Antonia is and always will be my very own sis and 2. that Antonia doesn't really pose a threat to my friendship with Signe and Bosse at this point. Her coordination is limited, as is her balance. She doesn't talk at all , just babbles: ga ga ga, ba ba ba, da da da. And she's so light that she can't even weigh down the seesaw.
What a pleasant surprise!
Previously, I've had a distinct feeling that Signe has seen me as a clumpsy and somewhat/totally annoying baby and maybe not so much as a friend (despite my good efforts to always always always be in her face). But this time was different. We had a great time together!
Monday, April 13, 2009
The reasonable building norms of the Teutonic knights
If you want to be in control, having a place to stay that feels like home is always a good start. The Teutonic knights totally understood that concept, so when conquering north-eastern Poland, they built humble little abodes here and there. Like Zamek Reszel, where we stayed for Easter.
It's a teeeeny tiny little castle. Compared to many others.
Like the front door, for example: I'm sure those poor knights had to duck down to get inside. Germans can get really tall, you know.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Blessed by a präst
See the egg in front of me?
It's been paited by dad (it's a butterfly, in case you don't see that).
But more importantly, it's been Easter-blessed by a real live Polish catholic country-side priest.
I swear! I saw it happening outside the Święta Lipka Cathedral on Saturday. (Święta Lipka has about 500 inhabitants, but it's cathedral has more than two million visitors per year.)
Very cool happening, indeed. The guy said things in Polish and went around with a broom, touching all the food that had been brought there for a blessing. Then he threw his hat in the air and made a split and everybody applauded him.
Now where is that, you may ask. And what were you doing there? Don't worry. We'll let you in on all the Easter details in the coming week.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Easter theme: the Leisure Lambs and the Working Ghost
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