Spa?

We're off to a spa in a couple of days. Or. You know. Kind of. Something spa-like. Definitely. Ok, there is a pool there. I think. Why this urge for definitions? I'm sure there's a shower, ok? Anyway, I am so ready. The swimsuit fits perfectly. And I've practiced the strokes, holding on to the poolside. No one will realize that I'm really a first-timer!