Number two

Everybody knows that parents with very young kids tend to get a bit obsessed with their darlings' bowel-movements (definitely more than what could be considered socially acceptable). Anyway, mom and dad are parents with very young kids and as such, they like it when the toilet is being used for its intended purpose. They talk excitedly with each other about it, and with others too, when they forget that others may not be equally interested in my eliminations.